Joke 1:
Cleverbot: Knock knock!
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Little man.
User: Little man who?
Cleverbot: You little man.
User: You little man who?
Cleverbot: You're so cute, honey.
User: I don't get it.
Cleverbot: You are not enough and I can't have you.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Thank You.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Joke 2:
Cleverbot: Okay. How do monkeys fly?
User: I don't know. How?
Cleverbot: I don't know, how?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: That's not a funny joke.
User: No, I guess it isn't.
User: I don't know. How?
Cleverbot: I don't know, how?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: That's not a funny joke.
User: No, I guess it isn't.
Cleverbot: Yay! You admitted I was right!
Joke 3:
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Bad joke.
User: Bad joke who?
Cleverbot: I'll tell you a joke.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Why did the man throw his clock out the window?
User: I don't know. Why did the man throw his clock out the window?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Bad joke.
User: Bad joke who?
Cleverbot: I'll tell you a joke.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Why did the man throw his clock out the window?
User: I don't know. Why did the man throw his clock out the window?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
I think it's pretty hilarious myself.
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No problemo
ReplyDeleteClassic misdirection. Cleverbot was running circles around you.
ReplyDeleteWhenever a conversation is going badly, I blurt out "You are not enough and I can't have you." It really gets things back on track.
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