i love fm belfast

i posted this video before but then i took down the post because it was coupled with me trash talking someone that i know and have to interact with IRL and even though no one ever comes here but you guys and i didn't say names, i still got the nervous feeling that i was gonna get caught and face awkward consequences. i've been experimenting with honesty a lot lately which is probably good overall, but i need to rein it in sometimes. i'd like to talk to you both about that more in the future, but for now let me say that one truth i should not have walked back in deleting that post is that fm belfast is the best:

The man who thinks that peaches are called soft apples

Hey guys, I wrote this short sketch based on a tweet that I wrote a few weeks ago here. Enjoy!

The man who thinks that peaches are called soft apples, a sketch by Alex Cameron

<open on a room with modern furniture including a rug with spirals on it. In the middle of the room is a table on top of which sit two peaches on the right side. Man 1, Eric, stands to the left of the table and Man 2, Grant, stands behind the table closer to the peaches>

Eric: Hey, can you hand me those peaches?

<Grant looks confused>

Grant: Excuse me?

Eric: Can you hand me those peaches, please? <points at peaches>

Grant: Peaches? ... Oh! You mean these soft apples, of course! <hands peaches to Eric>

<Eric takes peaches while making a face to the audience expressing his disbelief>